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Recipe: Vitamin C Protein Blast

Ingredients

• 2 medium oranges
• 2 wedges of lemon
• 2 medium strawberries
• Small handful of blueberries
• 1/2 banana
• 2 to 3 scoops of your favorite protein powder
• 1/2 cup of ice
• 1 cup of chilled water

Instructions

1. Put ingredients in a blender or use immersion blender.
2. Blend that shit until buttery smooth.
3. Drink.

Advanced techniques

• Decrease amount of water, add 1 to 2 shots of chilled vodka or tequila.

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